Not only does everyone expect to be pranked, but they can require a lot of effort and there are also a lot done in bad taste, making it hard to come up with something both unique and actually funny. But pulling a successful prank over somebody is easier said than done. Lenny who? Lenny know when you're done with these April Fools' Day jokes.April Fools’ Day is, obviously, a day for pranks. Gwen who? Gwen do you think you're gonna prank me, let's get it over with. Sofa who? Sofa these have been pretty good April Fool's jokes. Justin who? Justin time for another April Fools' Day prank. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just an April Fools' joke. Bean who? Bean a long time since spring was here. Beak who? Beak careful that you don't get pranked on April Fools' Day. Otto who? You otto know April Fools' is on April 1. Lena who? Lena bit closer and I'll tell you. Anita who? Anita know when April Fools' Day is. What do baseball teams and pancakes have in common? They both need a good batter.How can you tell if a plant is good at math? It has square roots.What has a bow but can't be tied? A rainbow.Why do bumblebees hum? They don't know the words.Did you hear about the successful florist? Business is positively blooming.When shouldn't you plant spring flowers? When you haven't botany.What did summer say to spring? Help! I'm about to fall.Why don't flowers like to ride bicycles? They keep losing their petals.What did one spring flower say to the other? Be-leaf in yourself.When's the best time to buy a trampoline? In the spring.Did you hear about the daisy that was excited for spring? It wet its plants.What's a baby chick's favorite pasta dish? Egg-plant parmesan.Why is the letter "A" like a flower? A bee comes after it.What did April Fools' say when it received a gift? Well, prank you!.Which monster loves April Fool's Day? Prank-enstein.What did one spring chicken say to the other? You're egg-cellent.What do you get when you cross a dog and a tulip? A collie-flower.What kind of garden do bakers grow? Flour garden. ![]() What do you call an Easter bunny with fleas? Bugs Bunny.What goes up when April showers come down? An umbrella.What did one flower say to the other? Let's be buds. ![]() Why was the flower late to school? It decided to stay in its bed.What flower grows between your nose and chin? Two-lips.If April showers bring May flowers, what do May flowers bring? Pilgrims.What did the tree say to the new spring flower? I'm rooting for you.Why is everyone so tired on April 1? Because they just finished a 31-day march.How can you tell when April is happy? It has a spring in its step.Did you hear about the cloud that tried catching some fog? It mist.What did the tree say when spring finally arrived? What a re-leaf.What does a rainbow do when it gets a papercut? Yell, "Ow!".How did the skeleton know that April showers were on the way? He could feel it in his bones.What do storm clouds wear under their pants? Thunderwear.What do you call a sunny day that follows two rainy April days? Monday.What did the calendar say after April Fools' was declared a holiday? Prank you, prank you very much.What do bees use to fix their hair? Honeycombs.What kind of pickles do spring flowers like? Daffo-dills. ![]()
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